You all are crazy, and you all come up with crazy weapons. I adore that. To further encourage and praise your guys' construction antics, I would like to engage our weapon crafters in a competition. The contest is to build the best unique weapon.
We all have our standard go to fighting weapons, of both omni- and flat blade varieties, and of various lengths, widths and colors. But those are not what I want to see. What I want to see are the weapons that are solely their own kind of beast. Previous examples by our brethren include the lurpas, the "doku" style pist-grips, and various clubs, torches, hammers and maces of old.
I want these and more. Let us see how creative you all can get in the art of weapon construction.
Weapons shall be graded upon the following criteria:
- Creativity: wow factor, original thought, and unique designs, as well spit and polish to truly make a weapon unique.
and - Safety: not only is the best weapon creative and singular, but it is safe to use on the field. What makes a weapon most unique is its ability to slay your opponents. It's part of what is great in life. It is known.
I look forward to seeing what you all can cook up in those twisted little melons. Onward, Crabs!
'Cause I'm the Duke.