Might as well do this right for a change...
I, Griffin, of the Barony of the Seven Sleeping Dragons, do hereby make, publish and declare this to be my announcement of candidacy for the office of Prime Minister of the aforementioned land.
I, Griffin, the Candidate, sign my name to this instrument this the 10th day of January, 2015 (according to the ORK) and though I am the only candidate this time, do hereby declare that somebody else may get this joyous task next time, but for the nonce I sign and execute this instrument as my free and voluntary act for the purposes therein expressed, and that I am eighteen (18) years of age or older, of sound mind, and under no constraint or undue influence, except by Deimos, he who reigns, as is permissible under the Second Act to Amend the Definition of the Word "Volunteer," as enacted on this glorious tenth day of the first month of this doom-clouded year.
You may now go about your regularly scheduled buffoonery.

